Summary
Most video game characters are the stars of their own worlds—armed with epic weapons, special powers, and the kind of plot armor dreams are made of. As players, we watch them grow stronger, conquer enemies, and basically reshape the universe around them. But what if they weren’t in their own worlds anymore?
What if they were dropped into our world, with no respawns or magic upgrades? Let’s be honest—most would be completely unemployed. But a few iconic characters have such oddly specific skill sets that they might actually land a job… weird jobs, sure, but jobs nonetheless. So, what would they be doing in the real world? Let’s find out.
The wages for the jobs listed may vary across different states in the U.S. or in other countries. You can consider the listed jobs as entry-level positions. Additionally, the inclusion of a job on the list does not mean that everyone working in that role earns minimum wage.
10Link - Lawn Care Specialist
Link has braved the vast fields, forests, and farmlands of Hyrule, so lawn care feels like second nature to him. Armed with years of experience wielding swords, bombs, boomerangs, and bows, he’d treat a lawnmower or weed trimmer like just another legendary tool. No unruly patch of grass would survive under his watch.
Known for his silent, focused demeanor, Link would be the ideal solo worker—no small talk, just neatly trimmed hedges. Whether it’s a stubborn tree stump or a jungle of weeds, Link wouldn’t flinch. After all, this is the guy who clears entire temples barefoot. A backyard jungle? Please.
9Luigi - Haunted House Actor
The idea of Luigi working as a haunted house actor is hilariously perfect precisely because it clashes so hard with his personality. Luigi is famously terrified of ghosts, darkness, and just about anything unexpected—making him the most accidentally authentic scare actor imaginable. His panicked jumps, trembling, and cartoonish screams would leave visitors laughing as much as screaming.
He’s not acting scared—he is scared! That kind of genuine fear is hard to fake. Add in his experience with the Poltergust and actual ghost-hunting, and you’ve got a guy who’s overqualified in the weirdest way. Always in Mario’s shadow, this haunted house might finally let Luigi shine… assuming he doesn’t pass out first.
8Pac-Man - Sample Guy At The Mall
Pac-Man as a mall sample guy? It’s a dangerously perfect fit. His whole life revolves around eating dots and fruit—so of course he’d “accidentally” consume half the samples himself. He’d zip around the food court like it’s one giant maze, handing out snacks with frantic efficiency. That big yellow face and goofy grin would draw a crowd, especially kids who’d line up just to grab a treat from him.
After a quick energy drink (his real-life power pellet), Pac-Man would go into overdrive, darting between shoppers, tray in hand, making sure nobody left without a taste. Just don’t blink—or your sample might vanish straight into his mouth first.
7Geralt Of Rivia - Bouncer At A Dive Bar
Geralt, already society’s go-to guy for dirty work, wouldn’t flinch at a dive bar gig. After all, monster hunting rarely pays well and usually ends with someone bleeding—sometimes it’s not even the monster. Dealing with drunk, angry humans? Been there, slayed that. With his white hair, deep scars, and quiet menace, he wouldn’t need to say much—just one glare would have most troublemakers sobering up mid-sentence.
He’d likely stand near the door, sipping something that looks like beer buttastes suspiciously like a Witcher potion, eyes scanning the room like a contract might pop out from under a barstool. Fewer roars than a griffin, maybe, but a bar brawl still keeps the reflexes sharp.
6Kratos - Butcher Counter Clerk / Meat Clerk
Kratos’s immense strength makes him the ultimate butcher—where a normal butcher struggles for minutes, Kratos finishes the job with a single axe swing. With a history full of swords, axes, and chained blades, a meat cleaver feels like just another extension of his arm. Having torn apart countless foes in battles fueled by rage and revenge, handling raw meat is no big deal for him.
Serious and focused, Kratos wouldn’t tolerate small talk at the counter. One intimidating glare would quiet even the most impatient customer. When slicing a steak, he’d chop with such ferocity it’d feel like slaying a monster. His brutal efficiency might scare coworkers, but the meat would always be perfectly cut—no questions asked.
5Sub-Zero - Ice Cream Scooper
Sub-Zero’s ice control powers make him the perfect ice cream scooper. Scooping hard, frozen ice cream? No problem—he can instantly soften it or keep it perfectly firm. Melting ice cream? Not on his watch. The chilly breeze around him keeps the shop cool and refreshing, giving customers a bonus cool-down on hot days.
Known for precision even when freezing foes, Sub-Zero scoops every cone flawlessly, no lumps or mess. Serious and focused, he treats scooping like a deadly mission, handling long lines without breaking a sweat. For him, a busy day is just another challenge to conquer—one perfect scoop at a time.
4Lara Croft - Museum Exhibit Setup Assistant
Lara has devoted her life to studying ancient civilizations and lost cultures, so she knows museum artifacts better than most. This makes her an incredibly careful and meticulous setup assistant. Her respect for history means she treats every object like a priceless treasure. Lara’s amazing physical skills—climbing, jumping, balancing, and heavy lifting—make moving giant display cases and reaching high shelves a breeze.
She’s also a pro atsolving tricky puzzlesand dodging traps, so any setup problems, like fixing a stuck case or angling a sculpture just right, are no match for her. Years of exploring secret passages have trained her to spot hidden compartments or undiscovered parts of exhibits, adding unexpected value to the museum’s collection.
3Sonic The Hedgehog - Pizza Delivery Driver
Sonic’s most famous trait is his incredible speed—faster than sound itself—which makes him the ultimate pizza delivery guy. Customers could count on their pizzas arriving seconds after leaving the oven. Traffic? Red lights? None of that slows Sonic down. “30 minutes or it’s free!” would just be a fun challenge to him—he’d never be late. With his blue spikes and iconic look, Sonic would be instantly recognizable, leaving customers both surprised and thrilled.
By the time he rings the doorbell, he’s probably already done a lap around the city. No one would complain about cold pizza! Sure, dodging cars and funny chases with traffic cops might happen, but Sonic’s just collecting his tips, making that classic “Ring! Ring! Ring!” sound.
2Kirby - Dishwasher
One of the hardest parts of being a dishwasher is the endless mountain of dirty dishes. For Kirby, that’s no problem—he can inhale everything. Plates, pots, forks? Gone in a blink. It’s like watching a pink vacuum with Michelin-star standards. Instead of scrubbing, Kirby just swallows and somehow “processes” them into sparkling clean perfection.
Maybe he even copies the properties of soap and dish detergent for extra sudsy efficiency. Small and round, he zips around cramped kitchens with ease. No dish left behind. Maybe he’d occasionally snack on a sundae mid-shift to power up. Who needs a dishwasher when you have a bottomless pink hero with a bubbly burp?
1Doom Slayer - Pest Control Technician
Doom Slayer’s entire existence revolves around eliminating pests—except in his case, they’re demons. So when faced with cockroaches or rats, he wouldn’t see a difference. A threat is a threat. He’d storm into a bug-infested basement with the same intensity he brings to Hell itself. The smell? The darkness? Child’s play.
Forget sprays—he’d probably use a flamethrower on a mouse nest and toss a mini grenade at a cockroach. Clad in his iconic armor, he’d wordlessly take down every pest with military precision. When the smoke clears and the last insect is vaporized, he’d just turn to the homeowner and say in a gravelly voice, “Infestation neutralized.”
