Almost everything can be romanced inDate Everything, as the title suggests. The real challenge lies in finding each and every one, and getting to know them well enough to win their hearts. It’s easier said than done, and we’ll help you get there one dateable at a time.

One of the most interesting dateables is Dishy, and he can become a bit scary if you don’t handle things right. We’ll help you unlock each of his endings. Fair warning: Valdivian tech doesn’t appreciate it when you don’t give in to their whims. Brace yourself for the consequences before you begin.

Where To Find Dishy

To locate Dishy,head into your kitchenand look along the back wall by the window.Next to the sink is the dishwasher, which you’re able to use your Dateviators on. Doing so will awaken Dishy, your dishwasher!

At first, he’ll ask you toconnect him to the internet. How you respond willimpact your relationship, so choose carefully!

How To Get Dishy’s Love Ending

To win the heart of your dishwasher, you’ll need toconnect him to the internet.Doing so will allow him todownload new updates. This process will take a long time, but it’s important that youstand by him the entire time.

Feel free to speed click or button mash through this part. It will take a while.

In your subsequent encounters,encourage and thank Dishyfor his efforts. This will allow you to build a loving relationship. After all, Dishy only wants to help you live your best life. Thanks to the internet,Dishy can use all your biometric datato make it happen!

Just don’t point out that it’s creepy or anything.

How To Get Dishy’s Friend Ending

To be friends with Dishy, you have totake the middle road. You can’t completely fawn over him and support all of the Valdivian initiatives, but you alsocan’t completely cut him offfrom the internet.

Instead, make him prove it to you andask probing questions. When he needs to update and install new updates,don’t stick around. You’ll be friends in no time.

How To Get Dishy’s Hate Ending

If you really want to upset Dishy, all you have to do isoutright refuse to connect him to the internet. Your dishwasher will slowly descend into madness, ultimately snapping at you and succumbing to misery.

You’ll know you’re on the cusp of hatred when you get the option to tell Dishy you’ll never connect him to the internetand you’ll disconnect him forever. When you choose this option,Dishy will lash out at youand break down. He’ll call you all sorts of vile names before giving up and accepting his fate.

The next time you speak to him,Dishy will be unresponsive. Congrats! You’ve destroyed his will to live.