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Date Everythinghas a lot of people to date. Or, well, objects to date. You would be amazed at just how many items you have in your home when you have to consider what they’d be like with a whole personality and body. There are more than enough to love, and plenty you’ll want to hate, too. But it’s not just objects.
Some of the Datebles in the game are a bit more secretive, the kind of people you would never think to seek out without a hint. And even then, it’s a real headscratcher to find the Sassy Chap. He’s a Dateable like no other in the game though, so he’s worth seeking out.
How To Find The Sassy Chap
The Sassy Chap isone of a handful of secret Dateables in the game, hidden away in the menus of the game. Literally. He isn’t a physical object, or anywhere in the 3D space of the game. He is quite unique in that regard.
The only way to learn about his existence is through Phoenicia. While giving you Roomers on other Dateables in the game, one can mention a particularly elusive one hiding in plain sight. This is the Sassy Chap, though it doesn’t really narrow down where he’s actually found. Turns out, he isliterally in the palm of your hand.
The Sassy Chap is inside your phone. To awaken him, you have to put on the Dateviators and then bring up your phone.The credits will now appearas an option. Click on them and let them start scrolling. From here, you just hold the button to awaken a Dateable like you would any other time, and he springs to life.
Because you still need to use the Dateviators,make sure you have a charge remainingto awaken him.
Once awakened, you will see that he is a rather familiar face.The Sassy Chap is the mascot of Date Everything, and the eponymous studio that developed the game. He is the physical representation of the game, the studio, and each of its developers. So with the Sassy Chap, it’s not just him you’ll be planning on dating. It’s the whole studio.
Anytime after first awakening the Sassy Chap,you’re able to talk to him again in the same wayin future by bringing up the credits.
How Does Dating The Sassy Chap Work?
With just about every other Dateable, they are a single individual. Harper and Dirk, and Curt and Rod excluded. But even still, you interact with them as individuals. Not so with the Sassy Chap. With all of Date Everything being a dating sim, and the Sassy Chap being a representation of that, the way to his heart isthrough a dating game show!
In this case, the Sassy Chap is the host, and you are the contestant. Except it isn’t his heart you’ll be aiming to win, it is that of every developer present in the studio throughout the game’s development. A grand total of 33 developers, all available for love. Before you start getting worried, that doesn’t meanthere are 33 brand-new Dateables. They are each a conversation with Sassy Chap during the game show.
The game works like this. Each developer will ask you a question, which will lead to them loving you, becoming your friend, or hating you. Each of these endings has a numerical value. A Love ending with a developer gets youtwo points, a Friend ending gets you asingle point, and a Hate ending gives you-1 point.
The goal is, ultimately, to get them to love you, which is represented through the Sassy Chap.A score of 30 points and above will guarantee you a Love ending. Below that will give you a Friend ending, and ending up with a negative score will have the Sassy Chap, and the developers by extension, Hate you.
With there being 33 developers, that meansyou can get a total of 66 pointsat the highest. However, that also means getting a friend ending with every developer will ultimately still give you a love ending. So if you manage to avoid all Hate endings, they will still love you.
you’re able to also reset your score at any time, regardless of whether or not you’ve completed the game show, and get all three endings with the Sassy Chap in a single run.
Also, 33 developers is quite a few to be quizzed on. While you can do all of them all at once if you would like, it might be nice to take a little break every now and then. Because of this,you can take a break between any developer, and pick up where you left off when you next talk with the Sassy Chap.
Every Developer And Their Answers
So, getting through all 33 developers can take a while, and you’re not really going to want to risk messing up some answers since it would take quite a while to go through them all again. So here is each and every answer that will lead you towards each ending with the respective developers.
Some developers will function a bit differently. For example,Logan will ask you three questions, and it is the average across them that determines your ending with him.
Making games in 2000
Video games
Amusement park
The club
We’ll have a new version
Fix that thing
Nothing’s perfect
Can’t make a decision
Should have submitted his bio
Petting zoo
Electronics shop
Cringe is dead
Make time to rest
Don’t understand hype
Sorbet, Broomby, If It Makes You Happy
Two correct
One or less correct
I can do that
Won’t look at credits
Sensitive about criticism
01001100 01101111 01110110 01100101 (option 1)
01000110 01110010 01101001 01100101 01101110 01100100 (option 2)
01001000 01100001 01110100 01100101 (option 3)
So hard
Just a little
Not at all
Á la recherche du temps perdu, Cocktails, Wisdom Teeth
Work on a new hobby
Do my own thing
Sounds boring
Became a godfather
Do a cartwheel
Broke his tooth
Love it
Need to watch more
Anime is dumb
Together forever
I liked it
Not my style
Go to the park
Playing video games
Belly rub
D&D character
Lore accurate music
SLow down
Saying it’s a really old song
I’ve played them
Sitting down with a controller
Play an improv game
Tea and horror
Spreadsheet survey
Go to sleep
Do the ink thing
hate option
Debz is also unique in that as long as you don’t select the hate option, she willlet you try as many times as you wantto get the Love or Friend ending.
Once you have finally run through the gauntlet of every developer,the Sassy Chap will tally up your score and let you know which ending you got. And with that, the game show is over, you’ve had a chance to chat with the developers, and you’ve hopefully added a lot more love into your life.
