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Revenge of the Savage Planetbegins with you landing on a brand-new planet in a star system otherwise unoccupied by sentient life. There was meant to be more of you, but your company decided to lay you off in the 100 years it took to get here. So with no strict responsibilities, you just have to make what you can of this new life.
And for some reason, a lot of your time is dedicated to impressing an influencer back on earth who is very determined to show-off these planets they have never seen. And one such section they want to show off is your stylish habitat. Or well, at least making it stylish is the end goal here.
How To Unlock The STV Cribs Missions
There are two major steps to unlocking the STV Cribs mission, the first which involves some action in reality. It isone of the four missions included in the D.I.A.P.E.R. Program DLC, so you’ll need to verify you own that first before it will unlock.
The second requirement is to havecompleted one of the initial two missions you are given, Interstellar Geographic and Galactic Travel And Leisure. Once either of these is completed, the second batch of missions will unlock, with STV Cribs being one of them.
How To Impress The Shama Lama
Once the mission unlocks, it is potentially the shortest of them all because it can becompleted entirely within the Habitat. For this, the Shama Lama wants you judge the quality of your Habitat, how stylish it is and how impressive it would be to their viewers back on earth. Which is really a fancy way of saying you should do their job for them.
For this mission, you are given a unique item in the Habitat Customisation menu, agiant button on a pedestal. This item is free-of-charge, and pressing it after placement will summon the Shama Lama to judge your Habitat. However, this whole system is quite a bit simpler than it’s talked up to be.
In reality, the Shama Lama has no eye for actual aesthetic. They do have an eye for shiny, expensive things, however. When you press that button to call the Shama Lama,you are actually calling on them to quantify the combined value of the items you have placed in your Habitat. You might notice that they will call highly-decorated rooms lame, and empty ones rad. This is why.
This quest can be a great excuse to actuallyget into the Habitat Customisation system, but you don’t really need to. If you’d much rather just get it over with, you canfind the most expensive things in the catalogue and just throw them wherever.
You get afull refund when you remove items from your Habitatafterwards, so you can just remove anything you don’t like after the mission to get your money back.
That said, you need a lot of money to impress the Shama Lama.You will need to place around 1,000,000,000 Alta Bucks worth of items. That is obviously a ludicrous number, though not to the obscene degree it might seem. Completing Challenge tiers and opening Alta Coupon crates can give you 100s of millions each, so it shouldn’t take you too long to gather up the money needed.
