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Upon receiving a strange package from a mystery online person, you suddenly find your home full of furniture that can speak, move, and even date around.Date Everything!is a dating sim where you can literally date everything around you thanks to a special set of glasses that turns each item into a hotter, more human version of themselves.
When you go around meeting your furniture and appliances, you might find that some of them already have romantic entanglements with each other, which happens to be the case with your dryer and washing machine duo. Going by the names Drysdale and Washford, these two have a messy relationship you may uncover and even be a part of.
Washford Dating Guide
Washford is your trustywashing machine, but more than that, he’s a poet with alove of classical literature. You’ll also find that he stillhas feelings for Drysdalefrom how fondly he speaks of him and how much paintheir falling outhas brought him.
How To Meet Washford
Washford can be foundin the laundry room. From your front door, go all the way downthe end of the hallwayandenter the kitchento your right. You will see a door on the side of the kitchen opposite its entrance. This is the door tothe laundry room. Once inside, you will seea blue washing machineand an orange dryer on top. Use your specs tointeract with the washing machine, and you’ll meetthe dashing Washford.
How To Make Washford Like You
There are two things that Washford shows an obvious passion for:literature and Drysdale. To get on good terms with his literature-loving side, raise your smarts toat least 25 points. With enough smarts, you’ll be able to keep up with his references of classical literature, and he’ll look at you withmore respectthan if youdiss his passion for poetryand the like.
If you want to win Washford over, it’s best if you work towards increasing your smarts to 25before you talk to him.
In yoursecond conversationwith him, he’llask you about Macbethand he’ll appreciate you for being familiar with it. It’s what you say during this day that willdetermine the direction of your relationshipwith him. There are certain dialogue options that willguarantee that he’ll like you:
At this point, talk to Drysdale and agree to talk to Washford for him.
The next conversation with him will beabout his feelings for you. If your last conversation went well,he’ll ask you to be your friend. You can choose to be a friend or you can say you’re open to being a stain. Afterwards,steer your conversation towards Drysdale. Tell him that they should talk and thatDrysdale wants to patch things upwith him. He’ll then offer for you to bea part of their restored relationship. You can choose to bein the relationshipor just tobe friends:
Drysdale Dating Guide
Drysdale is yourclothes dryerfoundin the laundry room. He isa proud acrobatwith a love forexcitement. Not long after meeting him, you will discover that he has atumultuous past relationshipwith the washing machine,Washford.
How To Meet Drysdale
You can find Drysdalein the laundryroomon top of Washford. He isthe machine with the orange detailson it.
How To Make Drysdale Like You
Drysdalelikes flatteryandhates getting bored. Be exciting and charming, andhe will say “Points!”when he likes the response.
If you want Drysdale to have a positive opinion of you right off the bat, it helps tobuild up your charmbeforehand. A dialogue option from your first meeting will require at least60 points of charm, so you might want to considerwooing other dateablesbefore hitting Drysdale up at all. Regardless of your charm, the way to Drysdale’s heart isthrough Washford. You might want toget closer to Washford firstif you want the best possible ending with Drysdale.
How To Make Drysdale A Lover
To get Drysdale interested in you, you need to help himrepair his relationship with Washford. Onday twoof talking to Drysdale, you’ll be able tosteer the direction in two ways. For you toend up as lovers with Drysdale, you’ll need to get the conversation to beabout intimacywith a few dialogue options when they pop up:
After that, it’s a matter of indulging him:
Then,don’t talk to Drysdaleuntil you’ve madeprogress with Washford. Talk to Washford andensure that you have a positive relationship with himby the end of day two. Then,talk to Washford a third timeand define your relationship with him.
After that, you need totalk to Washford a fourth time. In this conversation, tell him you’ve beenthinking about Drysdale. Tell him that you want them tofix their relationship, then tell him thatDrysdale wants to apologize. When he tells you he’s ready to go to him,talk to Drysdale.
When youtalk to Drysdale the third time, tell him that youcame from talking to Washford. He’ll tell you aboutThe Pale Betrayal. Tell him thatWashford wishes to speak to himand he’ll eventuallycall Washford. When the two patch things up, you can ask to befriends or loverswith them, which is dependent on yourrelationship with Washford.
If youchoose to be lovers with Washford, there will be an option to be either friends with them both orin their sandwich, which is the option to be in a relationship with both of them.
Washford And Drysdale Realization And Collectibles
On yourDate-A-Dex, you can find Washford and Drysdale’srequirements for realizationas well ascollectibles that can be unlocked.
