In a game where you’re able to quite literallyDate Everything!, knowing where to start is a challenge. With over a hundred stunning characters to choose from, you’ll have your hands full of tough choices, and not everyone will be found so easily.
Even if you find everyone, not all of your household objects will want to date–some of them would prefer a hate ending. Regardless, these are the best romances you’ll find in the house while you’re on lockdown as a remote worker. You’re sure to fall in love with these delightful characters sooner than later, so give it a try!
10Daisuke Dishwear, The Dishes
Putting The “Fine” In Fine China
Finally, someone who appreciates dishware. It’s more than just a few plates and cups–dishware is a vessel that’s carefully crafted to transport food and drink, and the craftsmen who make it deserve the utmost respect. Daisuke knows this and will sacrifice everything to keep your dishes safe.
Despite his fragile exterior, thanks to being a ceramic bowl, he’s got a strong heart and well-toned muscles. He’s not a man of many words, so exercising patience and respect will win his heart over in no time.
9Koa, The Couch
A Very Comfy Couch
Koa is a sweetheart, truly. With extra soft cushions and a charming voice, it’s hard not to fall head over heels for your sofa. Plus, who wouldn’t love his fusion restaurant? Pineapple goes well with just about everything, and so does barbecue.
Understanding the idea of being alone together makes Koa even more desirable. There are no expectations in this romance other than for you to be yourself and accept Koa for the same thing. If you aren’t trying to seduce your sofa, you’re missing out on a casual, low-key romance.
8River, The Water
Water You Going To Do Without Her?
Water is everywhere, just like River. Despite her insecurities, she’s a stunning and vivacious character that takes her role seriously. She’s seen you at your worst–mostly in the bathroom–and still thinks you’re cute. Do you know how hard that is to find?
River is gorgeous in any form, and her voice is soothing (and sultry at times). What’s not to love about her? She cares a lot about what people want from her, so be direct and kind if you want to win her over and secure a loving ending with her. Just try not to waste any water, okay? She really hates that.
7Volt And Eddie, The Breaker Box
Shocking, I Know
There’s something electric about the Breaker Box Club, and it’s entirely to do with Volt and Eddie. Sparks fly when you see these two in action, and while Volt prefers to be on stage, Eddie is content in the background. Both are romanced at the same time, so it’s important to get to know them both.
Meeting with them in your upstairs closet may not be your first priority, but it should be. These two entertain many of the other objects in the house, so you can get a few new Roomers while you’re at it. Besides, Jonah Scott’s performance as both characters in this dynamic duo is electrifying.
6Zoey Bennett, The Attic Ghost
She’s Really Energetic For Someone Who’s Dead
Zoey is a hidden gem from the 80s, tucked away in your attic and only available at night. It’s easy to miss her completely if you don’t fully explore the house, or if you go straight to bed when you need to charge the Dateviators. Zoey is a free additional chat at the end of each day, and she has a dark and twisted tale to tell, if she can remember it.
Her bubbly exterior hides a lonely and scared ghost that doesn’t want to remember what happened all those years ago. Spend time with her to learn the truth and lift your spirits with her easily excited nature. She’s a blast from the past, and cute to boot.
5Skylar Specs, The Dateviators
Right On The Nose
Do you believe in love at first sight? Skylar is the first object you meet, and you can start courting her the next day. She’s got her own problems to deal with, but her main priority is making sure you have a good time. Dating her is as much of a pleasure as it is a challenge.
You’ll have to get creative when talking to her to find the secret dating options hidden in her menus, but that makes the conversations that follow all the more worthwhile. What’s not to love about those perfect pink shades and an existential crisis about how inanimate objects come to life in the first place?
4Dolly, The Dust Bunny
So Cute And Fluffy
What do you get when you combine a southern belle and a clump of dust? A dust bunny, that’s what! Dolly is a darling dressed like a gentleman’s dream. Not only is she a drop-dead looker, but she’s got her PhD as well. She’s the total package–brains, beauty, and bunnies!
She also enjoys the chase, so you’ll have to play her games if you want to win her heart. Being direct isn’t her style when it comes to love, making the adventure all the more enjoyable. If you happen to find her crawling out from under the couch, verify to say hi.
3The Sassy Chap
And All 33 Devs That Come With Him
This hidden gem is the mascot of the Sassy Chap Games, and he is quite literally a sassy chap. Hidden in the credits, you’ll have to romance every single dev before you can win his dapper little heart. It’s time-consuming (mostly thanks to Robbie Daymond’s section, which isn’t a problem at all), but well worth it.
Anyone who loves trivia will adore the whimsical change of pace having to guess details about all 33 of the developers listed in the credits. Scoring enough points will grant you a love ending with the charming mascot–and it’s easier than you’d think.
2Betty, The Bed
Who Isn’t In Love With Their Bed?
We all love our beds, but Betty takes that to a whole new level. Her comforting appearance makes you want to curl up and take a nap, but this bedding is anything but Vanilla. She’s seen (and heard) a lot of things, and she’s hooked up with just about everything in the house.
Betty is a free and liberated spirit, but her heart belongs to you. Be as bold as you want–Betty won’t mind. She loves experimenting, and her sultry voice and soft colors makes her all the more inviting. How can you say no?
1Dorian, The Door
All 17 Of Him
Dorian is a stern guardian of the house, and he’ll help introduce you to each of the other objects behind his doors. While he says he prefers friendship because love is messy, romancing him is a sweet scavenger hunt. You’ll need to find and speak with each of the 17 different doors around the house, including the scandalous trap door.
At the end of the search, you’ll get to pick your ending–which takes the pressure off this relationship entirely and makes it more of a game than anything. Win his heart by learning everything about him and telling him how you feel. Who needs complicated when you can be open and honest?
